haha. wait, what?

chilewithcarnage:

im-baerito:

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe

(via julius-caesar-official)

thetatteredveil:

shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

(via jason-todd-deserved-better)

deanpinterester:

assiraphales:

jeynepoole:

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.

(via eziocauthon89)

humbletortoise:

whelvenwings:

spacefauxhawk:

whelvenwings:

Oh you joined tumblr in 2021?

The idea that new users are still joining tumblr, as if we aren’t the same slowly dwindling population that’s been trapped in here since 2017…

2017?

unless you’re now the decrepit spectre of a 2012 user, you haven’t truly lived

(via trxnscend)

ghastmaskzombie:

fermatas-theorem:

ball-hard-in-miklagard:

yourfavoriteplanet:

I do not think, therefore I do not am.

- René Descaren’t

it’s wild that there are 42,000 people in the middle of the venn diagram of “likes classical philosophy” and “likes surreal memes” but i’m one of ‘em so

(via trxnscend)

currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody:

mostweakhamlets:

spork-of-rae:

mostweakhamlets:

without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens 

…explainnn

america’s response to 9/11 caused my chemical romance to form in protest

mcr inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight

twilight gets a movie deal

michael sheen gets casted as aro in the twilight films

a reporter asks michael sheen why he’s in such a silly film series for such a silly genre

michael sheen defends the genre publicly and cites neil gaiman’s works

neil gaiman hears about this and reached out and they go to dinner and eat illegal octopus

neil gaiman and michael sheen become friends

years later neil gaiman finally gets to adapt good omens for tv and casts michael sheen as aziraphale

(via anthonycrowleymoved)

notvoid:

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